Profile

I'm a 4th Year Ravenclaw at Hogwarts. My biological dad is Scottish, a Slytherin, a researcher at the Ministry of Magic Department of Mysteries and a professor at Avalon University. My other dad is a Gryffindor and owns Enchanted Events. My mum is Greek and used to be married to an asshole Lestrange but he DIED (thank MERLIN for THAT) and now she lives in the Lestrange Mansion just off Diagon Alley. My bestie is a red-haired Irish wanker named Eamonn Flannery who's a Gryffindor, he's my brother from another mother. And my girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the whole world, Cecilia O'Dell, and we're going to get married as soon as we're out of Hogwarts. I have a white cat named Damaris, an owl named Archimedes, an Andalusian stallion named Balios, and the BEST UNCLE in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD--Bran Evander!!! Part of Bronnor, the BEST wizarding rockers and the BEST pair of Beaters for the Ballycastle Bats in the whole Quidditch League.